i'm paying for engagement

my anti-guide to LinkedIn views

Good evening dear person who accidentally clicked on this email.

And by accident i mean:

You’re here for the title.

Which is why…

i’m just gonna go ahead and disappoint you right here & now:

I’m not paying for engagement.

At least not in cash ok?

(email over)

ANYWAYS and with that out of the way-

I’m a little late today cz i had some emergency milking to take care of.

(dw the cows are fine)

Soooooo… since you guys enjoyed my networking rant this week (LinkedIn edition)….

I’ve decided to roll this one out…

with some screenshots that’ll make ur day.

(at least if ure not in them ehhehhe)

‘Waitwait Lessa what LinkedIn rant???’

Great question, i dare say.

A few months back when i was still posting on X..

i put together a neat little anti-guide on 9 needy networking nightmares (+ how to be uncool).

I was this-week’s-years old when it hit me…. you & me were missing a LinkedIn Edition.

Gotta keep up the joy right?

So here it is:

I also included 1 smug pic in case u didnt catch the attitude:

We on the same page now?

Lemme spread more joy with… actual screenshots.

(dw i’ll only expose myself)

Starting with…

Connection requests. U see…

I love connection requests with notes.

I also love when they’re genuine. OR hilarious……..

my contribution:

Aaaaaaand we’re not done yet.

Give it up foooorrrrrrrrrrrr…..

the world’s most thoughtful commenters:

Oh hey there’s more…

Ok now time to expose me…..

The real reason i get engagement?

I’m snarky in the comments.

(that simple huh?)

But enough words in pictures, i’m dying to know….

how do people actually piss you off???

Pls send me your favourite networking fail!!!

(cow points for hilarious <3)

I just needa know i’m not alone okay…..

Love ur guts.

x Lessa

PS- you ain’t safe if you’re a guru.